June 26, 2005 © copyright
headtrip production
[pirate squad]

The InterGalactic Party Squad is looking for a few good members. Have you ever been sitting around with several friends and said, "I'm bored. There's nothing to do in this town!"? We believe that wherever three or more people are gathered, there is tremendous party potential. With our organization, you will have new insight into the realm of spontaneous entertainment. We need dynamic, fun loving people with an interest in having a good time, all the time.

To become a member: Send no money. Simply attend a Party Squad party. This could be anything from a wedding reception to a week-long beer bash. If there are squad members present, it is a Squad party. Second, just have a good time. If you are having a good time, a Squad member will approach you and ask you to join.

With your admission into the Squad, you will recieve training in many fields:

  • How to Start a Party: Basic requirements and guidelines.

  • How to weed out the Bozos: State ID requirements, crowd control, the basics of the penal code.

  • How to Entertain: A complete guide to creative mixing and naming of drinks, lists of party games, do's and don'ts for beginners.

  • How to End a Party: Includes everything from politeness to the Federal Firearms Act. Also includes emergency phone numbers such as the National Guard, DEA, Imo's Pizza, Guiness Book, and Fredricks of Hollywood.

For more information on the InterGalactic Party Squad, keep and eye on this web page, or attend as many parties as possible until you meet a member.