About the IGPS|
The InterGalactic Party Squad is looking for a few good members. Have you ever
been sitting around with several friends and said, "I'm bored. There's nothing
to do in this town!"? We believe that wherever three or more people are
gathered, there is tremendous party potential. With our organization, you will
have new insight into the realm of spontaneous entertainment. We need dynamic,
fun loving people with an interest in having a good time, all the time.
To become a member: Send no money. Simply attend a Party Squad party. This could
be anything from a wedding reception to a week-long beer bash. If there are
squad members present, it is a Squad party. Second, just have a good time. If
you are having a good time, a Squad member will approach you and ask you to
With your admission into the Squad, you will recieve training in many fields:
For more information on the InterGalactic Party Squad, keep and eye on this web
page, or attend as many parties as possible until you meet a member.
- How to Start a Party: Basic requirements and guidelines.
- How to weed out the Bozos: State ID requirements, crowd control, the
basics of the penal code.
- How to Entertain: A complete guide to creative mixing and naming of
drinks, lists of party games, do's and don'ts for beginners.
- How to End a Party: Includes everything from politeness to the
Federal Firearms Act. Also includes emergency phone numbers such as the
National Guard, DEA, Imo's Pizza, Guiness Book, and Fredricks of Hollywood.