Department of Reality

Miscellaneous Occurrence Report

Reporting Agent: Report Number:

Agent Status: Field Agent Special Non-Agent Supreme Overlord
Clearance: Deity DemiGod Godlike Goth/Visigoth Field Agent

Coordinates of Occurrence:
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Type of Occurrence

Please check only one of the six bulleted options!
Manifestation:
Cthuloid Possession Habitation Spiritual Pure Evil Other

Miracle:
Create Matter Destroy Matter Other

Sighting:
Elvis Bob Satan UFO the Holy Prune God/Biscuit Other

"Act of God":
Flood Earthquake Fire Piece of Skylab Other

Plague:
Locusts Black Death Rivers of Blood Confusion Other

Miscellaneous:
Invert Gravity Chaos Spontaneous Combustion Other


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Appearance:
Duration: Repetitions: Common Name:
Point of Origin:

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