This is the Home Page of the Realistic Order of Higher Health & Consciousness.

"jeffbee, i really hope you didn't make up all of this Holy Prune stuff. If you did, i think you should donate your brain to science when you die...Where DO you get all this stuff?"
///\\\tiger

The Holy Prune is an icon, THE icon of the Realistic Order of Higher Health & Consciousness. The ROHHC is a "Realistic" (we don't concern ourselves with moot metaphysical questions) philosophical order dedicated to the pursuits of achieving higher health and higher consciousness. The South Side Temple of the Holy Prune is my own local Cabal of the ROHHC. The ROHHC was founded by now-Bishops Jeffbee and Jerry in 1986 when they returned home to find that the kitchen had been cleaned (we didn't do it); in the middle of the clean counter-top was a single, solitary prune (we don't buy prunes). We rejoiced in the great cleansing of the kitchen. Then we made signs pointing the way to our shrine, so as to attract pilgrims to pay us tithes. We left and returned again to find all evidence had disappeared. There is a book about it titled "That Amazingly Groovy Prune & Me; Written as Experienced". However, this book is not generally available to the public; only to the annointed ones (those who have been bopped with the Holy Remote Control). Anyway, we're bishops, we perform massive group weddings, bless people with Jolt cans, controll the traffic lights, and generally remain either Realistic, High, Healthy, or at least Conscious through it all.

Here, find links to all those mysteries we ponder.

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